Dolph Lundgren shouldn’t expect me to pay by myself!
Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:39 pm
Crazy thing happened to me last night.
I was driving up a long hill in heavy rain and it got so muddy that I lost traction and got stuck. Behind me many other cars so I couldn’t go back down either.
What to do, what to do?
Luckily I see this tow truck coming down and out comes, wait for it, none other than Dolph Lundgren, dressed like… a tow truck driver if there is such a thing.
It was noisy, it was rainy, but somehow he says he’ll get me out of there but I’ll have to pay ‘cause it’s his job, right?
So I said sure; I’m still in shock, always liked the dude and to have him right there; it was amazing.
So he gets out some heavy chains and stuff and not only has he somehow attached my car to his truck but all the cars behind me. I don’t know how; I didn’t get out of my car to look, but lo and behold up he gets in his truck and pulls us all to the top of the hill, all in a few minutes.
And then he gets out and starts to get his chains and when he passes by my car he says “That will be $500 mate; seven cars”.
I just froze, I mean sure he did a hell of a job but why should I have to pay for all the cars? But do you contradict Dolph?
So I don’t remember if I contradicted him or not.
But that wasn’t the crazy thing.
The crazy thing is that when I told my wife what I dreamed last night she said WHAAAAAT? Your daughter dreamed that Dolph beat up her math teacher for her just the previous night!
Two consecutive nights, two people, dream of Dolph. Without having heard or seen him recently!
Now that’s what I call CRAZY!
I was driving up a long hill in heavy rain and it got so muddy that I lost traction and got stuck. Behind me many other cars so I couldn’t go back down either.
What to do, what to do?
Luckily I see this tow truck coming down and out comes, wait for it, none other than Dolph Lundgren, dressed like… a tow truck driver if there is such a thing.
It was noisy, it was rainy, but somehow he says he’ll get me out of there but I’ll have to pay ‘cause it’s his job, right?
So I said sure; I’m still in shock, always liked the dude and to have him right there; it was amazing.
So he gets out some heavy chains and stuff and not only has he somehow attached my car to his truck but all the cars behind me. I don’t know how; I didn’t get out of my car to look, but lo and behold up he gets in his truck and pulls us all to the top of the hill, all in a few minutes.
And then he gets out and starts to get his chains and when he passes by my car he says “That will be $500 mate; seven cars”.
I just froze, I mean sure he did a hell of a job but why should I have to pay for all the cars? But do you contradict Dolph?
So I don’t remember if I contradicted him or not.
But that wasn’t the crazy thing.
The crazy thing is that when I told my wife what I dreamed last night she said WHAAAAAT? Your daughter dreamed that Dolph beat up her math teacher for her just the previous night!
Two consecutive nights, two people, dream of Dolph. Without having heard or seen him recently!
Now that’s what I call CRAZY!
